manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
1011. A muggleborn with Celiac Disease comes to Hogwarts and learns from Madam Pomfrey that there are potions to cure C.D. and other food intolerance/allergies. She takes it and gorges herself on breads and pastas for the first time at dinner that night, but ends up eating so much food she barfs. But it was totally worth it.